Girl-A-Matic Tribute

One of my favorite examples of TG captioning is the now-defunct Girl-a-Matic site.  It contained "guides" like "How to Sissify Your Sassy Stepson," "How to Panty Your VP," etc.  I can't count how many times I've looked at those caption stories/guides.  So, this is my attempt to pay homage to that style while keeping my own (at least with the picture).  Hope you like it.